So it’s Saturday night and I’m more concerned with the fact that my strictly indoor cat has figured out that my parents have a cat door in their room for their two cats, than I am with the fact that I’m sitting at home on a Saturday night blogging about my cat. Womp womp. The thing is, not only has she found the cast door but she’s figured out that she can actually get outside via said door.
This cat momma is paranoid that my sweet little baby will not be able to figure out that she can actually come back in the house. I keep getting up and checking to see if she’s still out there. I’m really hoping she figures it out before I decide to head to bed so I’m not worrying about it all freaking night.
Anyway, today I making a Sunday appearance because I thought the next topic in the blog everyday in July challenge was fun! Here we have:
WOULD YOU RATHER……….
Deaf. !. I’ve always wanted to learn American Sign Language and this would give me the kick in the pants I need to actually learn (which sounds terrible, I should just start taking classes). Plus I’d never be able to watch movies if I were blind, or look at pretty sunsets like this one again.
3. Be a teenager or a senior citizen for the rest of your life
Teenager….I’ve already lived through my teen years and it was not unsatisfactory at all, especially my college-teen years. Is that a thing? Well it is now, cuz I just made it up. If I could go back and do it again I would.
4. Have no hands or no legs
No legs, from the knee down specifically. Because then I could be like Amy Purdy and be completely inspiring and amazing on Dancing with the Stars. If you no idea what I’m talking about please watch THIS video and be AMAZED! SHE HAS NO LEGS, people! And look at what she can do!! UN-BE-LIE-VABLE!!!
5. Lose your front teeth or both eyebrows
Front teeth, because I would be able to replace my current front teeth, which I am not 100% content with, with a brand new pair! Also, I’ve already been without eyebrow. In middle school, I may have gotten a little too tweezer happy. Thus, why I rarely pluck my eyebrows now.
6. Eat a worm or a cockroach
Worm, for sho. I hate, loath and despise cockroaches. Like seriously they are the WORST creatures in the whole world. So are crickets. BLEGH. I get the Hebby Jebbies (no idea how to spell that) just typing the word out.
8. Have a personal chef or a personal driver
9. Always have to whisper or always have to shout
10. Can’t taste or can’t smell
I did a science project in elementary school that asked the question, “Can You Taste Without Smell?” and ….well I actually have no idea what the outcome of the experiment was BUT I feel like the answer was no, you can’t. SO…based on that….I guess I would go with can’t smell. Wait what? Yeah I’m confused too.
Saran wrap. Sandpaper would hurt like hell. This question is gross.
Have Twitter shut down for the day. To be honest, I probably wouldn’t even notice if that happened. Save for the last Oscars when Ellen took that AMAZING selfie and actually DID shut down Twitter. For a little while at least. But yeah, I don’t use twitter save for when I share Instagram pictures.
Nothing bothers me more than when the text is all screwy. Usually because I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA WHY IT HAPPENS! Sorry for yelling but jeez, come on blogger! So annoying. And I feel like the pictures being blurry would be annoying to but less so. So I’m gonna go with pictures.
I only just discovered the gloriousness that is the GIF. I mean I’ve seen them but I’ve only started to really appreciate them. So I’m not 100% invested in them as am receiving comments from all you lovely peeps who read this here blog of mine. So I’m gonna go with Never be able to post another GIF.